A VIDEO

So I’m not a metal person, usually, but. I’m really into this today.

A CHAT

Over iChat, bored at work:

  • Me: YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A GRUE!
  • Me: WAHAHAHAHAAAA HAHA HAAAA
  • Mom: WTF is a grue? Do they smoke bath salts or what is their problem?
A PHOTO

"Nuclear Eyes," not too shabby for an iPad sketch.

A VIDEO

Best prank call ever.

A PHOTO

Macchiato Brown Circle Lenses

A PHOTO

Marriage, the biblical way.

A PHOTO

Exiled Prince Kazel